1.)
Listerine is like
a spicy kool-aid burning
my throat; minty fresh
2.)
Eat that taco, Jim
guacamole goes down smooth
like green malt-o-meal
3.)
Ever kiss porcupines?
their spines hurt my tender gums
but love's never cheap.
4.)
Gargantuan fish
fall like scaly boulders down
the stream as they die
5.)
Hopscotch libidos
last only as long as we
enjoy throwing stones
6.)
Aardvark hospitals...
They put ants in the IVs?
Yeah, I bet they do.
7.)
Sexual walrus
swims in the carnal ocean
makin' walrus love
8.)
Blue whales eat plankton
they are huge, though. I wonder...
are they ever full?
9.)
Lycanthropy, man...
that's totally where it's at.
I'm a werewolf, bitch!
10.)
Swirling death vortex
time is always against us
falling down the drain